"Cold" is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion.
Degrees: 65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night 60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 - Miami residents turn on the heat
45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
40 - You can see your breath - Californians shiver uncontrollably - Minnesotans go swimming 35 - Italian cars don't start 32 - Water freezes 30 - You plan your vacation to Australia 25 - Ohio water freezes - Californians weep pitiably - Minnesotans eat ice cream - Canadians go swimming 20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless - New York City water freezes - Miami residents plan vacation further South 15 - French cars don't start - Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you 10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going 5 - American cars don't start 0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts
-10 - German cars don't start - Eyes freeze shut when you blink -15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo - Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects - Miami residents cease to exist -20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you - Politicians actually do something about the homeless - Minnesotans shovel snow off roof - Japanese cars don't start -25 - Too cold to think - You need jumper cables to get the driver going -30 - You plan a two week hot bath - Swedish cars don't start -40 - Californians disappear - Minnesotans button top button - Canadians put on sweaters - Your car helps you plan your trip South -50 - Congressional hot air freezes - Alaskans close the bathroom window -80 - Hell freezes over - Polar bears move South - Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game -90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets L.O.V.E. this joke! I laughed so hard! :))) (especially on the part with lawyers)